Victoria Wood
Birthday: 19 May 1953, Prestwich, Greater Manchester, Lancashire, England, UK
Height: 165 cm
From the mid-1980s right up until her premature death in April 2016, Victoria Wood's appearances on stage and television were always eagerly anticipated, whether it was laugh-a-minute stand-up, a ...Show More
I looked up the symptoms of pregnancy ... moody, irritable, big bosoms ... I've obviously been pregn Show more
I looked up the symptoms of pregnancy ... moody, irritable, big bosoms ... I've obviously been pregnant for thirty-six years. Hide
Did you know sex is going out of fashion? It's a little trend I've started.
Did you know sex is going out of fashion? It's a little trend I've started.
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room Show more
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room ... I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years. Hide
I'm thirty-three, I've got a mortgage, I go to garden centres ... I shouldn't have acne.
I'm thirty-three, I've got a mortgage, I go to garden centres ... I shouldn't have acne.
I thought you could get pregnant if you swam the backstroke in the same lane as a boy who'd just swu Show more
I thought you could get pregnant if you swam the backstroke in the same lane as a boy who'd just swum the butterfly. Hide
We all had really greasy hair. It made sealskin look dry and unmanageable.
We all had really greasy hair. It made sealskin look dry and unmanageable.
In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television ... and a Show more
In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television ... and as far as I was concerned, if Pinky and Perky didn't do it, I didn't want to know about it. Hide
I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place ... a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place ... a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
I don't want a toyboy - he wouldn't get my jokes.
I don't want a toyboy - he wouldn't get my jokes.
I once found myself in bed with a man who was a real do-it-yourself enthusiast ... he ripped off all Show more
I once found myself in bed with a man who was a real do-it-yourself enthusiast ... he ripped off all his clothes and said 'What would you like me to do?' I said, 'Well, really I'd like you to fix my overflow and re-point my brickwork.' Hide
You know that building in London where all the windows blew out? That wasn't a bomb, it was fifty-si Show more
You know that building in London where all the windows blew out? That wasn't a bomb, it was fifty-six pre-menstrual women the day the chocolate machine broke down. Hide
[on Claire Rayner] She's so nice and sympathetic and understanding, you just want to smack her in th Show more
[on Claire Rayner] She's so nice and sympathetic and understanding, you just want to smack her in the face with a broccoli quiche. Hide
[on spending Christmas with the family] A bit like being in intensive care, only not so relaxing.
[on spending Christmas with the family] A bit like being in intensive care, only not so relaxing.
All my friends started getting boyfriends ... but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-col Show more
All my friends started getting boyfriends ... but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro. Hide
Victoria Wood's FILMOGRAPHY
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Victoria Wood'S roles