Scary Movie 5
Bizarre moments continues to unlock in the household of a couple who welcomed in an unwelcoming visitor.
19 January 1992, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
19 September 1977, Florida, USA
30 July 1968, Flint, Michigan, USA
9 November 1978, San Francisco, California, USA
9 May 1985, Los Angeles, California, USA
8 June 1969, Fresno, California, USA
8 October 1955, Melbourne, Florida, USA
2 September 1973, Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
16 October 1947, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
24 October 1987, Saratov, Saratov Oblast, RSFSR, USSR [now Russia]
19 September 1988, Wyckoff, New Jersey, USA
August 15, 2013
Railing against Scary Movie V for diminishing the series' standards would be as effective as criticising Brooke Hogan for disgracing her proud family name. And yet, the fifth instalment of the Scary Movie franchise does do that.July 12, 2013
A boldly uninspired torrent of halfhearted slapstick, interminable poop jokes, and pointless pop-culture references, a veritable tsunami of idiocy.May 04, 2013
Enough. Please.October 16, 2013
The writers are on auto pilot once more, relying on the "It's familiar, so it must be funny" routine...April 12, 2013
A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.April 17, 2016
Every penny that "Scary Movie V" earns is cinematic blood money, looted from the pockets of unsuspecting moviegoers.April 12, 2013
Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.April 14, 2013
It's supposed to be funny, but you'd have an easier time reading a zombie's pulse than you would finding a single good laugh ...August 19, 2013
Scary Movie 5 is a reprehensible excuse of a comedy and should barely be considered a film since it's of such poor quality. They don't make a dunce cap big enough for individuals this idiotic.April 13, 2013
For the art-house crowd, who may, I suppose, stumble drunk into the wrong theater after too much Chardonnay, there are nods to Black Swan and 127 Hours.April 12, 2013
Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.April 14, 2013
The latest installment of the slick, highly profitable parody franchise.