Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
Fin and his wife April travel around the world, from London to Rio, Tokyo, Rome, Amsterdam and beyond, to save their young son who's trapped inside a sharknado.
9 August 1964, Norman, Oklahoma, USA
1976, Hauppauge, Long Island, New York, USA
December 7, 1971 in Heidenheim, Baden-Württemberg, Germany
16 May 1975, Chichester, West Sussex, England, UK
14 August 1959, Homestead AFB, Florida, USA
22 May 1978, Brighton, East Sussex, England, UK
28 December 1932, Robbins, Illinois, USA
17 January 1986, Los Angeles, California, USA
June 15, 1931 in Danzig-Langfuhr, Free City of Danzig [now Wrzeszcz, Gdansk, Pomorskie, Poland]
7 October 1963, Contra Costa County, California, USA
20 October 1976, Brooklyn, New York, USA
1981, Northamptonshire, England, UK
30 November 1978, Raleigh, North Carolina, USA
1 June 1988, Northern Ireland, UK
16 August 1953, Paris, France
August 05, 2017
Franchise Fred approves Sharknado 5: Global Swarming. Theatrical movies should have this much fun, and take the absurd this seriously.August 07, 2017
The basic premise has remained resolutely the same: scenes of C-grade actors getting chomped to bits by D-grade CGI sharks mixed together with enough jokey references to other, generally better movies to allow film buffs to distract themselves.August 07, 2017
Sharknado is all about tweets and, as far as social media attention goes, fear of missing out. That turns the TV movie into a rare social media supernova that burns brightly for brief moment before the inevitable darkness of viewing regret sets in.August 07, 2017
I'll say this much about sometimes-monotonous Sharknado 5: Global Swarming: it was a slight improvement on last year's completely monotonous The 4th Awakens.August 07, 2017
Nothing about Sharknado 5 is worth recommending even if you consider it to be an American summertime tradition, as so many people do.August 07, 2017
Somehow, Sharknado 5: Global Swarming pulls the franchise back from the brink and returns it to what it's supposed to be: fun to watch.August 07, 2017
Simply put, this series has run its course and is currently beating a dead shark.August 07, 2017
Even a satire needs some sort of connective tissue, but there's no real narrative spine here, just soft cartilage.